piercethemen:

I swear at least five of my two friends don’t like me

vorfreudde:

Remember back in 5th grade, when everyone vowed not to ever do drugs

maahamburger:

if youre attractive and you talk to me first, chances are im very confused

(Fuente: maahammy)

joshpeck:

vibruhtor:

i’ve never seen hocus pocus

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sorry:

When everything’s coming your way, you’re in the wrong lane

cybergirlfriend:

i hate that im sensitive and jealous and stupid and quiet and ugly and annoying 

  • me on a spanish test: cómo se llama, bonita, mi casa, shakira shakira